21 Reasons To Never Ever Visit Scotland.

Ever thought about visiting Scotland?

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Maybe you had the impression that it’s beautiful there?

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Forget it. Just look at this hideous view below.

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It’s just a horrible, ugly, no good place.

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As you can see, the beaches are covered with garbage and just full of tourists.

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Everywhere you look, it’s just so flat and boring.

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If it’s beautiful nature you’re after, you should really go elsewhere. What kind of hideous sunrise is this?

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Even the animals are everything but cute.

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There’s really nothing worth seeing, like this weird cave.

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Just a bunch of old houses, amidst messy, unmanicured lawns.

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Why would you ever want to visit this castle in the middle of a lake? So unromantic.

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In the capital, things really take a turn for the worse.

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Can you believe people actually have to live here?

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Look, another ugly castle. I’d get out of here in heartbeat.

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Why don’t they just tear these dreadful old buildings down? What a waste of space.

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To find a decent restaurant is basically impossible. Like this boring one here.

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The culture there is so boring that you fall asleep just thinking about it.

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And everyone just keeps talking about some monster in a lake. Boring!

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Not to mention, not a single famous person comes from Scotland. What’s the big deal with this guy?

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Their way of dressing must be the most lame in the world. So run of the mill.

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If you know what’s good for you, just stay far away from this place. You might accidentally fall in love, and you don’t want that dreadful fate to befall you!

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