One day, a seemingly poor boy, carrying a limp and wearing nothing but dirty clothes, entered a crowded salon. As he did, the barber bent down to one of his customers and whispered in his ...
Woman: Is there a problem, officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license, please? Woman: I’d give it to you, but I don’t have one. Officer: Don’t ...
This woman learned last minute that she had an appointment at the gynecologist, but it didn’t go quite as planned… Whether this really happened or not, I don’t know. But who can deny it’s a ...
A couple is going on vacation but his wife was on a business trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next day. When he reached his hotel, ...
“Farmer Steve decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer interrogated Farmer Steve. ‘Didn’t you say ...
A family is sitting around the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her ...
One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over ten long years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. “It’s certainly not a ship,” he thinks to himself. As the ...
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “Senior Special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” my wife said, “but I don’t want the eggs.” “Then I’ll have ...
A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sitting in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, “I’m going to buy everyone ...
The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics And Business Administration and soon began to climb ...